When the outfit that you are wearing makes you look like you are pregnant, don't wear that outfit.
Eating Cadbury Cream Eggs will not help you look less pregnant in said outfit.
Wine cures everything. Just saying. You can also substitue coffee and chocolate for wine depending on your need.
Don't mess with an angry pms'ing woman unless you have flowers in one hand and chocolate in the other.
3 comments:
While eating Cadbury Cream Eggs will not help you look less pregnant, it goes in the same category as wine...they can cure everything. Duh.
Am I the only person who doesn't like Cadbury eggs?
Just found your blog!
I'll take the chocolate and coffee...then maybe some vodka.
*new follower!*
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